I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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