We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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