He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning