I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.