why im i the only drunk person in the library?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.