Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me