I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.