ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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