i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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