Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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