I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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