Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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