everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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