just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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