You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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