I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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