Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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