When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize