is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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