Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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