I feel great
I just peed on a car
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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