saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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