Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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