4 words: hood of his car
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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