i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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