my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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