I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Randomize
