just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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