Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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