What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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