You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.