I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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