real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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