I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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