I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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