think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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