Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Can Purell be used as lube?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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