South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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