i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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