i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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