Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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