Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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