Soap is not a condiment
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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