Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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