did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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