I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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