Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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