if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize