I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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