Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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