I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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