OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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